The Olympics.
Wouldn't you love to go to Torino?
The next best thing is the website.
The nice people forgot to add the captions, so we decided
to do our little part for the Espirit Olympique.*
Without further delay, we present you,
the captions the website forgot to include.
*It's french, I think.
The Ceremony on Mount Olympus:
Commentary- What's with the funky torch? What's with the outfits?
See the cool greek ladies with their cool conventional torch, standing on Mt. Olympus
(Greece= warm) See said cool greek lady passing the torch to cold geek man, wearing winter garb,
and holding what appears to be a gigantic Water Pik®.
CEREMONIAL PICTURES
Next, the torch is carried by many. Through Italy. The country that invented fashion.
and yet....
Everyone is dressed like they're turning 40 in Logan's Run!!
Of course, jealousy reared its ugly head...
Along the way...
at least they didn't make him wear that funky outfit
.
Sometimes, tragedy struck...
But it's all about millenia of tradition!
