A guy is driving along the freeway in Los Angeles, and as he
reaches downtown, he finds himself in the middle of a
massive traffic jam that is blocking up five different freeways
and sending lines of cars back for miles in all directions.
 
After a while, he notices a guy walking from car to car down
the freeway, stopping and talking to people through their car
windows.

When the guy reaches him he rolls down his window and
says, "Hey! What's causing all this delay?"

The guy on the freeways says, "Well, you're not going to
believe this,  but OJ Simpson has sat down in the middle of
the freeway intersection up there, and he's totally distraught.
He says there's no way he can ever pay the $35 million he
owes the Goldmans and the Browns, and he's threatened to
douse himself in gasoline and light himself on fire if people
don't give enough money to cover the cost of the judgment.
So I've taken up a collection just to try to end the traffic jam."

"How much have you gotten so far?"
 

"About ten gallons."