A new guy in town walks into a bar and notices
a very large jar behind the
bar. It's filled to the brim with ten dollar
bills. The man guesses there
must be thousands of dollars there. He approaches
the bartender and asks
him:
"What's up with the jar?"
Bartender: "Well, you pay ten dollars and
if you pass three tests then
you get all of the money."
Man: "What are the three tests?"
Bartender: "Pay first. Those are the rules."
So the guy gives him the ten bucks and the
bartender adds it to the jar
with the other bills.
Bartender: "Ok, here's what you have to
do.
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First you have to drink that whole gallon of
pepper tequilla, the WHOLE
thing at once AND, you can't make a face while doing it.
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Second, there's a pit bull chained up out back
with a sore tooth...you
have to remove it with your bare hands.
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Third, there's a 90 year old woman up-stairs
who's never had an orgasm
in her life. You gotta make things right for her."
Man: "Well, I know I've paid my ten bucks but
I'm not an idiot, I won't
do it. You have to be nuts to drink a gallon
of pepper tequilla and
they get crazier from there.
Bartender: "Your call. But your money stays
in the jar."
Well, as time goes on and the man drinks
a few, he asks,
"Wherez zat teeqeelah?"
He grabs the gallon of tequilla with both
hands, and downs it with a big slurp.
Tears are streaming down his cheeks but
he does not make a face.
Next he staggers out back and soon all the
people inside hear a huge
scuffle going on. They hear barking, screams,
yelps and growling, and
eventually silence. Just when they think
the man must surely be dead, he
staggers back into the bar, his shirt ripped
and big scratches all over
his body.
"Now" he says "Where's that woman with the
sore tooth?"