Golfing joke
 
      A golfer and his buddies were playing a big round of golf for $200. At
     the eighteenth green the golfer had a ten foot putt to win the round,
     and the $200.
 
     As he was lining up his putt, a funeral procession started to
     pass by. The golfer set down his putter, took his hat off, placed it over his
     chest, and began to wait for the funeral procession to pass.
     After it passed, he picked up his putter and returned to lining
     up his putt.
 
     One of his buddies said, "That was the most touching thing I have
     ever seen. I can't believe you stopped playing, possibly losing your
     concentration, to pay your respects."
 
     The golfer turned to him and said "Well, we were married for 25
     years.  Damn, I'm gonna miss her."
 
 
     Some bonus tidbits:
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     Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
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     I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
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     Don't take life too seriously: You're not getting out alive, anyway.
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     In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
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      In 1963, baseball pitcher Gaylord Perry remarked, "They'll put a man on
     the moon before I hit a home run."  On July 20, 1969, a few hours
     after Neil Armstrong set foot on the moon, Gaylord Perry hit his
     first, and only, home run.
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     I'm not schizophrenic. You only think we are.
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     What was the best thing before sliced bread?
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     why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
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