This guy walks into a bar, and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay
bar, but decides, "What the heck, I really want a drink."
When the gay waiter approaches, he asks to the customer,
"What's the name of your penis?"

The customer says, "Look, I'm not into any of that.  All I want is a
drink."

The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell
me the name of your penis."

So the customer turns to the man sitting to his left who is sipping
on a beer and asks, "Hey bud, what's the name of your penis?"
The man to left, with a smile, looks back and says, "TIMEX."  The
thirsty customer asks, "Timex?"  The fella proudly replies, "Cause
it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'!"

A little shaken, the customer turns to the fella on his right sipping
on a fruity marguerita.  "So, what do you call your penis?"  The
man to his right turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because
quality is Job 1."  Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford, lately?"

Even more shaken, the customer has to think for a moment before he
comes up with a name for his penis.  He turns to the bartender and
exclaims, "The name of my penis is 'Secret.'  Now give me my beer."

The bartender begins to pour the customer a beer, but with a
puzzled look asks, "Why Secret?"

The customer says, "STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN BUT MADE
FOR A WOMAN!"