Matt's Useless Tidbits Page

Here lies (or will, as I just started thinking about saving some of the crap I've been getting for years now...)
a collection of forwarded e-mails (mostly reformatted, e.g.. cleaned up the identifying offenders of those who sent it)
Some will be funny, some may be offensive, some will be "off", some will just be stupid.  If you don't like something
or are offended by it, DON'T READ IT!  To everyone else, keep on sending them, and enjoy.

matt